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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:09

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Talent show: Mocking out the first round of the NBA Draft - Chicago Sun-Times
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Star Bassist Carol Kaye rejects Rock & Roll Hall of Fame honor - NPR
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Just Forget it!
How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?
Nuts and Butts
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Minds and Behinds
Tesla's Imminent Valuation Crash? (NASDAQ:TSLA) - Seeking Alpha
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?
Still no good
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read