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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 00:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do I find a hot guy?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Talent show: Mocking out the first round of the NBA Draft - Chicago Sun-Times

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Star Bassist Carol Kaye rejects Rock & Roll Hall of Fame honor - NPR

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Just Forget it!

How can I get my ex-husband to love me again?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Tesla's Imminent Valuation Crash? (NASDAQ:TSLA) - Seeking Alpha

They put up a sign reading

Loons and Moons

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Saturday Citations: Reality vs. imagination; rhinos vs. poachers; mathematics vs. the Big Bang - Phys.org

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

South Korea’s opposition leader Lee wins election as voters punish conservatives after martial law chaos - CNN

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?

Still no good

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read